周星驰语录_周星驰说过的话_周星驰名言

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麻烦你来碗“杂碎面”,碱水面没有过冷水,所以面里全是碱水味;鱼丸也没有鱼味,但是你为了掩饰,特意加上咖喱汁,想把它做成咖喱鱼丸,但这么做太天真了!你明明煮得时间不够,咖喱的味道全在表面上,完全没有浸到里面去,放在汤里面又完全被冲淡了,好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸,让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味,失败!萝卜没挑过,筋太多,失败!猪皮煮得太烂,没咬头,失败!猪血又烂稀稀的,一夹就散,失败中的失败!最惨的就是大肠啦,里面根本没洗干净,还有坨屎,你有没有搞错?哎,有坨屎 有坨屎你看见了没有?哎,有坨屎?— 周星驰 《食神》

周星驰语录:麻烦你来碗“杂碎面”,碱水面没有过冷水,所以面里全是碱水味;鱼丸也没有鱼味,但是你为了掩饰,特意加上咖喱汁,想把它做成咖喱鱼丸,但这么做太天真了!你明明煮得时间不够,咖喱的味道全在表面上,完全没有浸到里面去,放在汤里面又完全被冲淡了,好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸,让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味,失败!萝卜没挑过,筋太多,失败!猪皮煮得太烂,没咬头,失败!猪血又烂稀稀的,一夹就散,失败中的失败!最惨的就是大肠啦,里面根本没洗干净,还有坨屎,你有没有搞错?哎,有坨屎 有坨屎你看见了没有?哎,有坨屎?

英文翻译:Bother you to come bowl " face of chipped cooked entrails of sheep or oxen " , buck face has done not have cold water, buck flavour is completely in the face so; Piscine bolus also does not have fishiness, but you to conceal, add curry juice designedly, miss a ball of fish of curry of its make it, but so do too innocent! You are boiled time is not quite obviously, the flavour of curry is in completely apparently, arrive completely without dip inside, put inside soup complete by diluent, well bolus of fish of a curry, letting you be done is to do not have fishiness to do not have curry flavour again already, fail! The turnip had not been carried, muscle is too much, fail! Pigskin is boiled too soddenly, did not bite a head, fail! Pig blood rots again rare rare, one clip comes loose, the failure in failure! The most miserable is large intestine, did not wash clean at all inside, still have Tuo excrement, do you make a mistake? Hey, does excrement there is Tuo have Tuo excrement did you see? Hey, is there Tuo excrement?

语录繁体:麻煩你來碗“雜碎面”,堿水面沒有過冷水,所以面裡全是堿水味;魚丸也沒有魚味,但是你為瞭掩飾,特意加上咖喱汁,想把它做成咖喱魚丸,但這麼做太天真瞭!你明明煮得時間不夠,咖喱的味道全在表面上,完全沒有浸到裡面去,放在湯裡面又完全被沖淡瞭,好好的一顆咖喱魚丸,讓你做得是既沒有魚味又沒有咖喱味,失敗!蘿卜沒挑過,筋太多,失敗!豬皮煮得太爛,沒咬頭,失敗!豬血又爛稀稀的,一夾就散,失敗中的失敗!最慘的就是大腸啦,裡面根本沒洗幹凈,還有坨屎,你有沒有搞錯?哎,有坨屎 有坨屎你看見瞭沒有?哎,有坨屎?

周星驰语录火星文:麻煩伱唻碗“雜誶面”,堿沝面莈洧過冷沝,所鉯面裏銓昰堿沝菋;鱻丸吔莈洧鱻菋,但昰伱為叻掩飾,特意加仩咖喱汁,想紦咜做成咖喱鱻丸,但這仫做呔兲眞叻!伱朙朙煮嘚塒間鈈夠,咖喱啲菋噵銓茬表面仩,完銓莈洧浸箌裏面去,放茬湯裏面又完銓被沖淡叻,恏恏啲┅顆咖喱鱻丸,讓伱做嘚昰既莈洧鱻菋又莈洧咖喱菋,夨敗!蘿卜莈挑過,筋呔哆,夨敗!豬皮煮嘚呔爛,莈咬頭,夨敗!豬血又爛稀稀啲,┅夾就散,夨敗ф啲夨敗!朂慘啲就昰夶腸啦,裏面根夲莈洗幹淨,還洧坨屎,伱洧莈洧搞諎?哎,洧坨屎 洧坨屎伱看見叻莈洧?哎,洧坨屎?

周星驰说过麻烦你来碗“杂碎面”,碱水面没有过冷水,所以面里全是碱水味;鱼丸也没有鱼味,但是你为了掩饰,特意加上咖喱汁,想把它做成咖喱鱼丸,但这么做太天真了!你明明煮得时间不够,咖喱的味道全在表面上,完全没有浸到里面去,放在汤里面又完全被冲淡了,好好的一颗咖喱鱼丸,让你做得是既没有鱼味又没有咖喱味,失败!萝卜没挑过,筋太多,失败!猪皮煮得太烂,没咬头,失败!猪血又烂稀稀的,一夹就散,失败中的失败!最惨的就是大肠啦,里面根本没洗干净,还有坨屎,你有没有搞错?哎,有坨屎 有坨屎你看见了没有?哎,有坨屎?这句周星驰语录已被网友认为是周星驰的名言。

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