抽假烟、喝假酒、看假球、听假唱。穿假名牌、戴假头套。天底下就王八是真的,还叫甲鱼。— 郭德纲 《未知》
郭德纲语录:抽假烟、喝假酒、看假球、听假唱。穿假名牌、戴假头套。天底下就王八是真的,还叫甲鱼。
英文翻译:The smoke that take a holiday, wine that drink a holiday, ball seeing a holiday, listen to a holiday to sing. Wear the anonym card, headgear that wear a holiday. In the world with respect to bastard it is true, still call soft-shelled turtle.
语录繁体:抽假煙、喝假酒、看假球、聽假唱。穿假名牌、戴假頭套。天底下就王八是真的,還叫甲魚。
郭德纲语录火星文:抽假煙、喝假酒、看假浗、聽假唱。穿假名牌、戴假頭套。兲底丅就迋八昰眞啲,還叫甲鱻。
郭德纲说过抽假烟、喝假酒、看假球、听假唱。穿假名牌、戴假头套。天底下就王八是真的,还叫甲鱼。这句郭德纲语录已被网友认为是郭德纲的名言。